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Author: Rex Huppke, USA TODAY

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Is ‘Barbie’ anti-man? I won’t see the movie, but I will definitely yell about it!

July 20, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on Is ‘Barbie’ anti-man? I won’t see the movie, but I will definitely yell about it!

I will not be seeing the new ‘Barbie’ movie because I must protect the daughter I don’t have from feminist indoctrination.

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A letter from Earth: I’m giving you record temperatures and wild floods. TAKE A HINT!!

July 18, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on A letter from Earth: I’m giving you record temperatures and wild floods. TAKE A HINT!!

Earth here. Just wanted to pop in and see if you’ve noticed a few subtle changes in me lately. You know, like record hot temperatures and flooding?

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SAG actors strike, joining Hollywood writers. What are we supposed to do now? Read?

July 14, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on SAG actors strike, joining Hollywood writers. What are we supposed to do now? Read?

A message to TV and film companies: Pay the striking writers and actors IMMEDIATELY before we have to resort to reading books.

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Losing already? Maybe Ron DeSantis’ flailing presidential campaign caught ‘woke mind virus.’

June 18, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on Losing already? Maybe Ron DeSantis’ flailing presidential campaign caught ‘woke mind virus.’

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ young presidential campaign is stumbling like a drunk fraternity bro with flop sweat.

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Debt ceiling deal reveals the impotence of Donald Trump’s MAGA movement

June 4, 2023June 4, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on Debt ceiling deal reveals the impotence of Donald Trump’s MAGA movement

The MAGA movement, with each passing day, appears smaller and more impotent. It’s loud but ineffective, capable of chaos but incapable of success.

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As Pride Month begins, a message to Target boycotters: ‘Get lost’

June 2, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on As Pride Month begins, a message to Target boycotters: ‘Get lost’

Pride Month 2023 has arrived, and with it are predictable waves of right-wing bellyaching over the audacity of corporations supporting LGBTQ+ people.

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As president, DeSantis would ‘Make America Florida.’ What a nightmare that would be.

May 24, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on As president, DeSantis would ‘Make America Florida.’ What a nightmare that would be.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will run for president on a promise to ‘Make America Florida.’ That sounds more like a threat than a campaign slogan.

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With abortion and Trump, GOP presidential hopefuls are stuck in a box of their own making

May 21, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on With abortion and Trump, GOP presidential hopefuls are stuck in a box of their own making

Between abortion and Donald Trump, the Republican Party is boxed in on the wrong side of issues that will motivate 2024 voters.

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CNN town hall audience laughs at sexual assault as Trump reminds us how awful he is

May 10, 2023May 10, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on CNN town hall audience laughs at sexual assault as Trump reminds us how awful he is

Donald Trump took advantage of CNN’s willingness to give him a primetime platform, spouting lies faster than a sprinkler on a cocaine bender.

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Could age hamper President Biden’s reelection bid? Have you seen the competition?

April 24, 2023April 25, 2023 Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on Could age hamper President Biden’s reelection bid? Have you seen the competition?

With President Joe Biden expected to announce he’s running for a second term, prepare to hear the word ‘age’ about 18 billion times.

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