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I have already won Wednesday night’s Powerball jackpot. Anyone who disagrees will be sued.

Rex Huppke, USA TODAY Comments Off on I have already won Wednesday night’s Powerball jackpot. Anyone who disagrees will be sued.

I declare myself the sole winner of Wednesday night's Powerball jackpot, which has technically not happened yet, but who cares? Gimme the money.

     
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